Chalk Full of Use

Have you ever bought something

after years of thinking "that would be a useful thing"

only to realize that your idea of "useful"

and your husband's idea of "useful"

are not exactly the same thing?"

Exhibit A:

I bought it to scrub veggies.

My husband used it to clean the oil paint off a brush.

And scrub some dirty old shoes.

And other things he is too smart to mention.

Useful.

But maybe not for veggies anymore.